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Azealia Banks, troll-at-large, sure is entertaining. Sometimes she’s even right. This time, however … If you’re curious about how someone so individual ended up voting, the full saga’s below.
She’s voting blue
November 4: Talk about full-circle moments! Azealia Banks, lightning rod and occasional oracle, is voting for Kamala Harris despite not liking her and previously supporting Trump. Why? Because she doesn’t want Elon Musk, the man whose basement she claimed to have been kept in for several days in 2018, to be close to the White House. “That man kidnaps his children, took photos of grimes getting sliced open during her c-section and sent them around, does a shitton of grimy fucked up shit to tesla factory workers, stole PayPal, Weasled his way into tesla and has too many passports for my liking,” she explained on Musk’s app X. She later added “I will be Voting For Kamala Harris tomorrow because Elon Musk (a fucking overrated Ketamine addict) belongs no where near American Politics,” among other, less-comprehensible statements. Those included the claim that the DNC was not importing immigrants to vote but was instead importing immigrants in order to fight in wars. Because, after all, “the everyday American is too sick/obese/distracted/transgendered to fight a war and win.” No matter what, this thread is an entertaining read. Treat yourself to an Election Eve surprise and dive in.
So I’m thinking about this……. for as stupid and incoherent Kamala Harris is and as trash as Walz is, and despite the fact that Kamala Harris is the only Democratic Nominee to not have actively campainged in a Primary (the most undemocratic shit ever, and really says alot…
— Azealia Banks (@azealiaslacewig) November 4, 2024
jk lol
November 6: As the country processed Trump’s win, Banks did her big reveal: She had a change of heart mind wallet. “Lmao I lied, I voted for Trump yesterday,” she posted on X, with a photo of her ballot. Cool cool. Guess that’s what all those Iowa voters did, too. Then she tweeted at Trump asking him to get the USPS rates down so she can send out her Bussy Butter soaps and called Sam Altman “a different kind of GAY mafia.” From her, that’s probably a compliment.
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